A ruthless capitalist numbnuts who deserves to be boiled alive in his own oil. Commander-in-Chief of the British Army, Navy and RAF. Caring owner of Tony, fifty-something year old poodle, exceptionally well-trained. Former Governor of Texas, if only he'd stayed there. Sniffed cocaine at Harvard, where he was only able to survive thanks to the fact that the people in charge of the institution had their lips firmly clammed shut round George Bush Senior's greasy cock. If this man were to simply convert to Islam this would be a better world.
by Morgan Davies January 16, 2004
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by Jeffrey September 13, 2005
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by J. November 3, 2004
Get the George W. Bush mug.An amusing president trying to make himself known for bravado acts of heroism, such as being able to land a plane, and trying to keep favors to corporate buddies on the down-low. Often seen with his darling pet lap dog, Tony Blair. Has only done one productive thing in his political career so far, which is his slight limitation on the huge amount of money stolen from hardworking people (rich and poor alike) every year. It is a TREMENDOUS mistake to assume that this fairly dangerous man is stupid because he portrays himself that way; having made himself appear unintelligent, he has made himself appear innocent. Do not let his acting disguise his intelligent and evil intentions. Pray every time he walks into the room that he will drop dead.
"Bush may look stupid, but at least he's not stupid enough to think that just because someone's wealthy they should have to pay a higher percentage of taxes."
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by Lady Pain March 4, 2005
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