squad goals

A retarded new "catch phrase" that millenials use to look BA. If you use squad goals in your vocabulary you should do 1 of 2 things.

Kill yourself
Or
Crash your car whilst your squad is in it.

Ahh we are so cool with our new ugg boots n mommy is paying for me to go to the aquarium, i know Im a spoiled POS so i think its time for squad goals to happen.

by raging cunt August 8, 2016

Throat Goat

Someone who are the greatest of all time at deep throat.

Person 1: I'm such I'm the greatest of all time at Deep Throat!
person 2: OMG RLLY!! CAN YOU SHOW ME?
Person 1: Okay Sure I'll show you that I am Throat Goat

by Thr0atG0at March 24, 2021

the goat

when the man (or transsexual person) tucks his penis and ballsack between his legs, closes his legs, and bends over, leaving his package hanging out the back of his legs for all to see. a dick trick that is used to creep out friends and (hopefully not) family members.

That asshole gave me the goat. I almost puked.

by el brendino November 27, 2006

Goat house

A place in Boulder Colorado where men can frolic around free from oppressive women.

"Hey man, you going to the goat house tonight?"
"Yeah dude, gotta get my frolic on!"

"We're meeting up at the goat house before going to the creek".

by shrim December 13, 2012

goat cheezed

to take the sweat from your balls and gooch and wipe it on some poor dumbasses face. focus on mouth and nose.

kirk neville pissed me off so i goat cheezed his ass!

by gotcheezed? April 6, 2006

The Gatsby Effect

When the subject becomes wrapped up in feelings that are dictated by the need for an unobtainable dream. The person can seem incredible irrational and borderline obsessive. The subject may or may not be aware of dream being unattainable. If they are aware, a dilemma most often will occur in regards to pursuing the goal or dropping it. While one answer seems correct to outside people, they will seem equally as hard to the subject.

'Why doesn't Fred just stop talking to Sally. He has to know nothing is there for him. He is simply wasting his time trying hook up with her again. Ok, maybe they had something 7 years ago but come on he just needs to move on'

'He is a classic example of The Gatsby Effect.'

by Derek, R July 1, 2008

dirty goat

a horny vagina

Bitch! Go feed your dirty goat!

My dirty goat is so hungry it might eat the whole neighborhood.

by Feenie Feen October 27, 2012