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Bruce Factor

The reason a drunk person may decide to climb onto a parked car, fall off, knock himself unconcious and be taken to a local hospital by Ambulance. He will also have his shoes confiscated by the Police and miss the rest of his best mates Stag night.
by Master Chief August 12, 2003
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Factorio

A 3D Top-down game about building and managing a factory from almost nothing. The end goal of the game is to launch a rocket into space.
I'm gonna go play Factorio.
by OmegaSoul November 26, 2016
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Fear Factor

A gay show where a group of lame attention whores do dangerous and stupid shit for money.
Fear Factor is the stupidest live show on television and I hope it gets taken of the air, it sucks so much.
by XioJade July 19, 2006
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Wank Factor

A scale describing the intensity that one masturbates. The wank factor has a total of 9 levels (1=lowest, 9=highest). Wank factors 1-3 are generally slow placed, while wank factors 4-6 are the average rates that people usually masturbate. Wank factors 7-9 are angry, violent, and furious whackings, which may result in some minor damage to your genitalia. The term can also be used to describe the speed that guitar players and drummers perform, since both instruments require much wrist movement.
1. By the time I reached Wank Factor 7, I had to switch hands.

2. Muhammed Suiçmez from Necrophagist is so insane, his wrist is permanately set to wank factor 9!

3. I needed to pass the time, so i just stayed at wank factor 2 till i fell asleep.
by -Trollkriger- May 28, 2009
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Good Riddance Factor

A term coined by Mark Moritz in "Cooper's Corner"--December 1990. It is sometimes abbreviated as "GRF."

It is the momentary feeling of euphoria that accompanies the news that one low life has terminated another low life with a gun. In a broader sense though, the end result is the same regardless of the weapon used: the world temporarily becomes a better place, and it was not done at taxpayer expense.

It's a win-win for normal citizens, but the ACLU (a lobby for criminals) loses another prospective client.

Examples include (but are not limited to):

-- A drug buyer gets greedy and kills the drug dealer for his drugs.

-- A pussy gangbanger (aren't they ALL?) pops a cap into another pussy gangbanger in a turf war.

-- A child rapist gets shanked in prison by his fellow inmates.

-- A Longshoreman's Union thug kills a Teamster's Union thug with a garrote.

-- A Shi'ite Muslim terrorist blows up a Wahabbi Muslim terrorist.

-- A Chinese mobster gives his local Communist official acute lead poisoning with an AK-47.
Robert Sherrill is a liberal anti-gun reporter from New York. He wrote a book called "Saturday Night Special," mainly about how bad guns are. In it, however, he raised an interesting point, one that is a dirty secret, something which decent people are not supposed to mention publically:

Of the people killed with guns every year, how many are true "tragedies," and how many are we frankly better off without?

When drug dealer A kills drug dealer B, Handgun Control, Inc., marks it down as a terrible loss to society. In fact, drug dealer B may have been a boil on the butt of society, and will not be missed at all.

When Blood A kills Crip B, Sarah Brady wails "See, you are more likely to kill an acquaintance than a stranger."

When a women kills the man who has been beating her and the kids for years, the anti-gunners say, "If there had been no gun around they would have turned into Ward and June Cleaver and lived happily ever after."

I say GOOD RIDDANCE. One less drug dealer, one less wife abuser, one less psychopathic social parasite suits me just fine.

Certainly some good, innocent people die from gunshot wounds every year, but I wonder how many? Nobody keeps statistics on decent folks vs. dirtbags. So often when I read about a shooting in the newspapers, it seems to occur in the parking lot behind a bar at 3:00 a.m., and the victim has a tattoo of Satan on his arm and a rap sheet like a roll of Brawny paper towels.

Pardon me if I'm not heartbroken about society's terrible loss. Whenever you hear somebody talking about the number of tragic gun deaths, remember to adjust the statistics to take into account the estimated Good Riddance Factor.
by (I am) John Doe April 23, 2009
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Shields factor

An unknown quantity, mysteriously approximated but never quantified.
Don't forget to account for the Shields factor when you drink that 8th beer.
by Mike Ryan May 14, 2004
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X-Factor

A member of Northwestern's most a cappella group.
Did you see the X-Factors the other night? I nearly wet myself with glee.
by xfactors April 22, 2006
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