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Key diver

Getting a small hit if cocaine by dipping a car Key or any other similar device into the sack usually because your in a hurry or riding in a vehicle.
Dude1: dude, you got a key or a credit card on ya?
Dude2: yeah why?
Dude1: hurry up and un tie that sack and get us a couple key divers going before we pull up in front of the bar.

Dude2: good idea I'll roll the sack around and try to break the chunks up so I don't waste any or puke
by Cheetoman69er November 5, 2016
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driver8

Likes watching other guys drive cars.

Has a particular man-crush on driver(s) possessing the #8.

This form of hero-worship makes a driver8 open to all sorts of ridicule. (loser, poseur, etc.)

The fact that a driver8 enjoys watching other guys making perpetual left turns may also indicate a propensity to homosexuality.

And lastly, a driver8 is usually not too successful with females. Even fat, ugly ones don't really talk to him.
Did you see the driver8 talking to that hot chick?
Dude, she's married. She just bitches about her problems to driver8. She ain't giving him any!

Hey driver8, what you music you like?
I really, really like country music. That cool. Isn't it?
by thetruth11 February 18, 2007
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Drive-by media

Rush Limbaugh's term for the sensational, scandal-seeking, and agenda-driven coverage that is typical of the national press corps in America. Limbaugh draws an analogy between the media who cover a story with a barrage of unfair cheap shots before moving on to the next flavor of the month and an inner city gang that drives by and sprays a target with gunfire and then moves on to their next target.
Rush Limbaugh predicted that the response to the alleged murders at Haditha from Democrats, the left, and the media would be a "gang rape ... to finally take us out in the war against Iraq." Limbaugh stated: "This Haditha story ... this is it, folks. This is the final big push on behalf of the Democratic Party, the American left, and the drive-by media to destroy our effort to win the war in Iraq." Limbaugh added: "Let me just put it in graphic terms. It is going to be a gang rape. There is going to be a gang rape by the Democratic Party, the American left, and the drive-by media to finally take us out in the war against Iraq. Make no bones about it."
by Moonbat_One June 11, 2006
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martin luther king jr. drive

A road in almost every big city (sometimes refered to as Martin Luther King Jr. Parkway) that strangly always has bad crime and is notorious for homeless people and crack heads. If you ever get lost in Atlanta, no matter where you are, you will definitely end up on MLKJ Drive. One must be very careful while traveling any Martin Luther King Jr. Drive or Pkwy.
" Roll up the windows and lock the doors, kids. We're turning on Martin Luther King Jr. drive"
by heino March 30, 2006
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Drivel

Long, boring, often meaningless rambling. Drivel can be, but rarely is, ranted.
Nathan: Was the club meeting fun?

Lyle: Are you kidding? All Dex did was complain that we're not working hard enough, and how that leads to a lack of production, and eventually we're going to have to disband, and yadda-yadda-yadda. I almost fell asleep in the middle of his drivel!

Nathan: I wasn't kidding. And couldn't your speech be considered 'drivel'?
by Diggity Monkeez March 15, 2005
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At The Drive-in

Quite simply one of the best bands ever. Too bad they split up :(
My favourite songs by At The Drive-in are "One Armed Scissor", "Cosmonaut" and "Hourglass".
by CedricFTW October 8, 2006
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Drive-by Breakup

The destruction of a relationship (any kind, including marriage) by one person in one of two ways:

1. Knowingly blaming everything on the other person, projecting and using every single nasty thing one can think of to hurt the other and destroy the relationship willingly.

2. Unknowingly blaming everything on the other person, projecting and using every single nasty thing one can think of to hurt the other and destroy the relationship willingly.

The result of either of these 2 sub-definitions is the same: the other person (the victim of the Drive-by Breakup) is in the equivalent position of a drive-by shooting victim: lying on the side of the street, bleeding out and mortally-wounded
"Wow. That drive-by breakup was really bad!"

"Man, I'm telling you, it killed him. Drive-by breakups are no joke!"

"Watch out, you're headed for a drive-by breakup if you hook up with that person!"
by waterheart July 25, 2016
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