cum coffee 

When a man ejaculates his love juice into a dark Columbian roast, and then serves it to his lady of choice. Best enjoyed through gargling.

Phil created a lovely cup of cum coffee, and served it to his lady.

cum coffee by Cumbarista November 5, 2013

cum squelch 

Like tone squelch on a walkie talkie but with cum from “wankie pankie”.

Jack was feeling sexually abandoned on a deserted island so he wanked out an SOS in cum squelch all over his sleeping girlfriends face in the hope of rescue.

cum squelch by Hambone Fakenamington December 28, 2021

Cum-Dumb

Sexual Nirvana: The point of extreme sexual satisfaction and/or gratification which leaves you unable to speak properly, think clearly, or function correctly in even the simplest of tasks. (Eg: Talking is impossible, as you are left staring blankly into nothingness.)

The State of mind that you are left-in after experiencing the MOST INTENSE ORGASMIC BLISS.

Someone who is 'Cum-Dumb' could very easily walk right off a cliff without even noticing because all they can think about is their intense orgasm, and nothing of potential dangers around them.

Someone who is 'Cum-Dumb' should NOT operate heavy machinery, or drive any sort of vehicle, etc.

Cum-Dumb by MeTarded August 7, 2007

Cum Sock Gambit 

A type of gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king to then have your queen go through gender reassignment surgery to become a better, stronger king.

Chess player 1: “I have your king in checkmate”
Chess player 2: “Have you ever heard of… the Cum Sock Gambit?… checkmate bitch”

Cum Sock Gambit by Cum Sock Gambiter February 19, 2022

Cum Monkey 

A individual with simplistic mind and a smooth brain who can only think about the next time he will cum.

Wow, George is such a cum monkey he ditched us to hang with Isabel.

Cum Monkey by Money Isn't Real February 9, 2021

cum gutters 

on muscular/ripped guys, the lines on both sides that lead from the hips towards the groin. the indention is the cum gutter.

after jacking off to completion, jeff admired his seed dripping down his cum gutters and back on to his nut sack.

cum gutters by taint specialist June 16, 2005

cum hanky 

A Hanky or Handkerchief that is used frequently for masturbation.

damn Mandy is so fuckin'hot - I need to shoot a big load into my cum hanky

cum hanky by hankie cuma March 17, 2008