Couchebag

A female douchebag.

damn did you see that girl wearing ed hearty and being a total asshole... she was a couchebag.

by Lovehandle October 20, 2010

Couch Walrus

A lazy son of a bitch who spends their entire day on the couch videogames, smoking weed and eating food while bathing in their own stench.

Yo, paul has played COD all fucking day and ate all the food what a couch walrus.

by jeevie November 15, 2011

couch melter

Pot brownies that are so good it feels like you're melting into the couch when you eat them

Want some brownies? They're real couch melters

by steezy-D May 20, 2014

Clonch

The space between your asshole and nutsack(usually the district overseer of an undisclosed oil changing franchise)

"Hey you wanna lick my clonch?"
"Hell fucking no that shits dirty and it's always telling me to wipe down the walls in the lobby!"

by sacky mcghee April 11, 2015

Couch Fucker

When a male is so lazy and retarded that he has sex on the couch in stead of just simply moving somewhere else.

John was so anxious and lazy, that he could not wait to just move to a bed, so he and Kaitlyn did it on the couch. What a Couch Fucker....

by Nashi Kitty December 19, 2016

Logan Clough

punk kid.
changes people.
my bestfriend.
p u l s e.

m y c r u s h .
( :

logan clough is a prroooo.

by bbbbyyy. April 13, 2010

four-dollar couch

If one lays down perfectly flat on a sofa and puts his/her feet against one arm and there is still room between his/her head and the opposing arm, THAT is a four-dollar couch.

"Wow, Paul!" said Katie. "This four-dollar couch is great for sleeping!"

by Croquet Martini May 3, 2005