Cat

Getting a blowjob after pissing

Yo bro i got the best cat last night

Cat by Lilbee! September 15, 2025

cat

its a cat (:

hey look! its a cat!

cat by TurtleyPup October 24, 2025

Cat

Unsolicited creature that knocks glasses off the table at 3 in the god damn morning

Person 1: Bro my Cat just blew up a pharmacy
Person 2: dam thats crazy twin

Cat by obesepenguin21 April 30, 2026

Cat Ellington 

A famous American songwriter, casting director, poet, and author.

The Hardest Working Woman in the Arts.

Cat Ellington is considered one of the most distinctive public figures in current times.

Cat Ellington by TheWhamBam August 16, 2018

Cat Ellington 

The Ninth Wonder of the World and a badass mama jama.

Cat Ellington is a typical Sagittarius woman; she don't take shit from nobody.

Cat Ellington by LavaSoap August 29, 2018

Cat Cake 

When you take a Sh*t and it is composed of over 20% hair.

Bro i was taking a dump i looked and it was a cat cake, wtf did i eat

Cat Cake by Mr. bubbles614 January 7, 2009

Cat and the Splat

Sticking "Thing One" and "Thing Two" into the mouth of the blindfolded female participant of an MMF threesome, and trying to climax before she can recite the entirety of Dr. Seuss' "Cat in the Hat" from memory.

"My throat is so sore!"

"Are you getting sick?"

"No, I played Cat and the Splat with my boyfriend and his friend last night. I kept forgetting how Cat in the Hat ended."

Cat and the Splat by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018