clemenphucker

a distant relative to clementoni, the clemenphucker is the part of clementoni that creates evil papers and forces children to choke on them. Also a virgin.

clemenphucker is sooooo a virgin

by yoyo April 27, 2004

kitty creamer

A kitty creamer is a woman who knows exactly how how to make things cream with her pussy. She is amazing in bed and can seduce both men and women and prefers fucking both at the same time!

Her pussy knows how to get the cream, she's a real kitty creamer!

by fukeweagain February 22, 2019

cement mixer

A common name for a porno, though a cement mixer is a special type of porno where body parts are arranged in incredible artistic arrangements....like when you get a flower arrangement and they make em all pretty.

Yea I'd have a cement mixer with those girls! IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN *wink wink*

I was watching this crazy cement mixer yesterday where this girl clamped this dude in a pretzel with her legs.

by JJSupah August 25, 2004

creamed

Term used to describe ones current state of mind and body.

I was fuckin creamed at that party last nite.

After that joint we smoked i was creamed.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

clementoni

an english teacher who will purposely torture you with papers out of the wazoo and confuse you and make you want to murder little fuzzy white bunnies
aka clemenphuckker

"man, that clementoni will fuck you up"

by p[][] March 16, 2004

creamers

A womans lactation station for warm fresh beverages, ushually beverages are served to babies. also known as breasts

look at the creamers on her.
i would play with her creamers.

by bananna jamma July 20, 2006

cement mixer

A foul joke/prank performed. While perturbed, you take a dump inside a laundry machine dryer thats filled with your white laundry. You then run the dryer to 'mix the cement' and leave hardened skid marks on the victim's wardrobe.

I went in to grab my whites from the dryer and found that I had received a cement mixer.

by Johnny Nightlife February 15, 2007