Covid nude

A nude photo taken when you are positive for covid-19

Can you send me a covid nude?

Covid nude by Bubbleandsqueek5524 December 29, 2021

Covid luck 

Someone who is generally unlucky in most aspects except getting Covid-19

"Did you hear about Dan? His cat died and his girl left him but he doesn't have covid" "He's gotta have covid luck"

Covid luck by Justinpar1247 January 3, 2022

Covid Callus 

The callus behind your ears from masks

Bruh my ears sore asf from these damn masks.

Oh you don't have that covid callus yet

Covid Callus by JohnaldWently January 7, 2022

Covid Toe 

Proof that my friends are idiots…

Hey Ryan… did you have that Covid toe?

Covid Toe by Uncle Spandy January 7, 2022

Covid-19 

Something wussies have to make excuses to get out of doing something.

Jeffery: "Sorry, I cannot come to the party today. I got Covid-19."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."

Covid-19 by Tender Chicken January 11, 2022

Covid Fart 

When you uncontrollably cough from covid that you end up farting from the force

I need to change my underwear after that covid fart

Covid Fart by Hiroslayer January 14, 2022

Covid Is Not Stupid 

An unofficial mantra that morally bankrupt or ethically challenged Trumpublicans and QAnonists should have taken heed of, but were too conceited and dumb to realize that those invisible deadly viruses and their variants were smarter than them.

That “Covid is not stupid” has yet to sink in among Trump’s patriots and diehard supporters is no surprise considering the relatively high rate of infection and of mortality in most red states—a positive correlation between stupidity and mortality is hard to discount.

Covid Is Not Stupid by MathPlus January 18, 2022