Candom

A product made of latex rubber, invented possibly by drunk college students, that fits confortably over a regular soda can. The supposed purpose of the candom is to keep your drink cool while outside, though it is mostly used for a laugh.

Hey man, is your beer getting cold? Put a candom on it.

by tazz25 April 13, 2006

Flying Condor

This can only occur during/after coitus on a top bunk, or a place which is elevated. After cumming on the recipient, rip a feathered pillow so the feathers stick so they look like a condor, then make them fly by kicking (or shoving, depending on the girth of the party) them out of bed. They will fly for a second or two before crashing into the ground as a heaping pile of feathers.

Flying Condor: Shamed by feathers.

by Whitey McRosenski July 30, 2009

condumb

n. State of mind, often induced by alcohol, in which one is unaware of the need for coital prophylaxis.

..............................

Yo Stephanie! Nice baby bump girl. Looks like your condumb comes six to a case not three to a box.

Say what? I ain't no good at math.

Yeah. Or biology.

by gnostic1 December 23, 2011

condomsation

When a man ejaculates inside a condom, and moisture particles form on the outside of the condom.

I hate the hassle of dealing with the contraceptive after condomsation has occured.

by rcebr April 26, 2011

going condommando

insisting on having sex without a condom.

We're going condommando tonight, honey. Sex will feel so much better

by ngtgrl October 25, 2011

niggas with no condoms

niggas with no condoms is the definition of (mainly) a black male but very rarely a black female whoms't've passed the boof whilst going in raw and contracting 7 std's and aids and hiv and niggas with no condom syndrome

Man, Darius, Jerome, Jamal, Tyrone, and Jaquavis all fucked Shaqueefiusmagdonaldmaximusprime raw, they must be niggas with no condoms.

by Big Nigga with no condom November 13, 2018

Condementimacy

A close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. Often related to black lid syndrome.

"Will I ever eat this mango chutney? yes. I might...Do I need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? Maybe. Is that fur on the red pepper jelly? Will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?"

by mo-yo December 29, 2006