Catsentery

Its like dysentery but in cats. Infection of the intestines resulting in severe diarrhea with the presence of blood and mucus in the feces.

I looked in litterbox saw blood in the poop think he got catsentery.

by KfcRevenger January 18, 2026

drunk catsup

a shot:

3 parts shitty vodka, 1 part store brand hot sauce

to be taken with an old friend, you must have at least 7 of these each, otherwise it's called, "two bloody vagina-saucers"

Me and my old friend from high school blacked out during a drunk catsup session last night; I don't remember a thing, we'll have to catch up again some other time.

by derpaderpalurkalurkaherca December 5, 2012

cat's tush

A small piece of hair under your bottom lip.

You have a cat's tush under your lip.

by Dellach October 20, 2013

cat(s)

were internet memes and still are. cats are pets (and even wild animals) that people love. They are cuddly, adorable, and amazing. But if you have to many, they will get bad, and poop everywhere.

John: "Ayyy I have 69 cats and I love them, but they poop everywhere and leave my house a mess."

Johns friend, Jimmy: "Ahh I think I might know someone who wants cats... I'll ask around for you"

John: "Thanks, but hey, I forgot to ask, would you like a -cat?"

Overall, cat(s) are amazing creatures and pets.

by cat(s) April 24, 2019

Cat's worth of weed

4.37 grams.

I just snagged a cat's worth of weed from my dealer.

by Insom April 16, 2021

cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole

my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.

by an idiot :) September 16, 2021

Cat's

A really megesic creature that will fucking torture you till you die and when you die it will haunt your soul! !!!!!!!!!!!

hey can i have a cat
NO cat's are evil and megestic creatures
oh okay then-

by jadezDue October 27, 2021