beer mirror

The exact opposite of beer goggles, when you drink too much you start to think that you look good and your taste in the opposite sex becomes restricted to better looking people, this will usually cause you to go home alone.

"I'm lookin so good in the beer mirror, I dunno if Tyra Banks would be worthy of this"

by Chuck! November 6, 2005

Bad beer

Any of a long list of beers consumed consistently from cans, usually offered from macro breweries for dirt cheap. Available in a wide rang of alcohol percentages, from the 3.5% in many lights beers, to such bad beer power houses as steel reserve, and high gravity weighing in at 8.1%. Bad beers are celebrated for their clutch delivery of a total enebriated state when consumed in mass quantity in a binge drinking situation. Contrary to what the name suggests bad beer is actually very enjoyable and refreshing.

Milwaukees Best is a quintessential bad beer due to its outrageous claims, watered down taste, over carbonation, and white trash appeal.

by BIG E of B-40 November 20, 2006

Obama beer

A reconciliatory drink between two parties, to clear up any misunderstanding, misgiven or griviances that might have arisen between them.

1- Let's get to together and have an Obama beer.

2- My girlfriend is coming over for an Obama beer.

3- Whatever differences they had were resolved over an Obama beer, at Fred's

by manisthemeasure August 1, 2009

beer Jew

A person, not necessarily of the Jewish faith, who never buys or throws down money for alcohol, but ends up drinking it anyway.

Harry-"Yo Jewson, you throwing down any money for booze?"

Jewson- "Naw man"

Harry- "dont drink it then beer jew"

by GTharry October 9, 2009

beer run

the act of casually walking into, preferrebly, a liquor store, grabbing the beer of your choice for that night, and then casually walking past the counter with it until you approach the door, then darting off with it like a bat out of hell, either into a get away car or simply down the street into a safe alley or apartment complex.

Chuck and I got drunk last night and decided to do a beer run at Hanshaw's Liquor for the fuck of it.

by Bails One November 18, 2005

beer shit

the inevitable nasty shits after a hard night of drinking

by bmacd October 12, 2003

Beer Run

To steal beer late at night from a 24 hours grocery store.

We have no money or beer, it's time for a beer run

by Casey Stamey March 3, 2005