Beadle

Person with short, fat, sausage-like fingers.

How big does that pint look in his Beadle hands?!

by Homer J Simpson January 4, 2005

douche beard

The pencil-thin mini-beard worn exclusively by douche bags. Commonly identified by an overly symmetrical, millimeter-thin stripe of facial hair on a guy in an Ed Hardy shirt.

Examples include Ali G, that douchey guy from The Backstreet Boys, and guys who purse their lips for photos. See also "Jersey Shore."

Often accompanied by excessive Drakkar Noir cologne, Overuse of Axe body spray, blingy diamond earrings, and those shaved-in hair stripes, like MC Hammer or Bobby Brown.

"A guy sporting a douche beard totally wears bikini briefs."

"Never trust a man who wears a douche beard."

by Go-Dog-Go April 1, 2010

anal beads

Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.

Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.

Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.

by Friday13 September 6, 2010

Black Beard

When a male ejaculator, carefully jisms's on the womans overgrown pubic hair, then ripping the glue like combination of the hair, and the jiz, off, and place it on one of the girls eyes. You then proceed to kick the bitch in the shin, and watch her hop around like a one eyed pirate.

My bitch was acting up so i gave her a black beard.

by Jose Chavez March 24, 2005

Anal Beads

A small string of metal beads used to stick up ones ass. Used for sexual excitement. I.E. Crack heads.

I enjoyed smelling grandma's anal beads.

by Adrian October 15, 2003

bead rattler

Iften used by the good looking protestants in glasgow when referring to the unwashed darker side of what can only be described faulty towers brigade.

Look theres that bead rattler gone goiing to faulty towers!
chortle chortle!!

Priest: just keep sucking you deprived little bead rattler!

by 3LYS!UM August 13, 2006

bearded

When someone tops a story that you just told.

Me: Last night i drank like 30 beers

Bearder: Ya well i gottta buddy who drinks 30 beers per meal.

Other guy: dude, you just got bearded.

by Ashley Furniture Bro January 13, 2011