misstress bation

a name for masturbation, generally used by guys who think its cool to mix words around and confuse everybody.

guy1: hey did you get laid last night
guy2: nah but i DID hook up with misstress bation
guy1: oh!

by mil_babe53 April 22, 2008

batin'

Basically the shorter version of masterbating without the awkward looks. I made this one myself and it works wonders!

"So, you didn't answer when I called. Were you batin' it up?"

by T. Beez February 11, 2008

batman

A "superhero" with no powers - just a shitload of cash, bunch of gadgets, and a super-loyal butler!

Superman - "Need any help?"
Batman - "No thanks!" (kicks villain in the crotch)

by zohair March 3, 2008

batman v superman

A very bad movie with boring characters terrible villain starring Ben Affleck as Batman and Henry Cavill
as Superman that disappointed many superhero fans and critics receiving only 27% on Rotten Tomatoes

I just took such a huge Batman v Superman that I clogged the toilet

by mbartner May 15, 2016

batman

A superhero with no powers, the only power he has is his wealth

batmans only power is money.

by wooglehead April 16, 2007

batman

I word used in substitution for thats what she said when the actual phrase may be considered inappropriate due to the audience or location.

Jeff: What do you want us to do now?

Coach: Just get on the floor and take whatever i throw you're way!

Jeff: Batman!

Coach: What was that??

Jeff: .....nothing

by Batman! March 18, 2008

Batikill1

A Batikill1 is a well respected and desired man in nightclubs. Men want to be him. Ladies want to be with him.

Ben: Who was that?
Steve: I think it was Batikill1.
Mandy: He's so getting laid tonight!

by Junglebiscui October 30, 2008