Absentir

Faltar a clase deliberadamente.

Absentimos a clase. Ayer absentí a clase. Absentiré siempre.

by veronicauzumaki February 25, 2026

Alentine's Ay

Valentine's Day, but you're not getting the V nor the D

Person 1: Happy Alentine's Ay!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: Valentine's Day, but you're not getting the V nor the D.
Person 2: Of course that's what it is!

by PhoenixGamer34 February 14, 2025

alien fuck ass

alien fuck ass is when you are tweaking off the yart mid class well your shlong is handing out like a stress ball and yelling fetty wap

i take the ball i bounce it i shoot i miss alien fuck ass

by brayden cook March 4, 2025

alien isolation

A great game but needs native VR support without having to install mods. The kind of game you’d play during a long flight. Amazingly doesn’t require an iPhone 15 pro or 16 to run unlike resident evil, assassin’s creed or death stranding, nine of which work on an iPhone 14 pro or regular iPhone 15 without jailbreaking.

alien isolation in VR would be awesome.

by smoking & vaping is for losers March 5, 2025

Absenikaphone

A person who constantly misses phone calls

I called Jake three times, and he didn’t pick up. He’s such an absenikaphone.

by DoogoTheBoneWoof March 11, 2025

Absenikaphone

A person who misses phone calls

I called Jake three times, and he didn’t pick up. He’s such an absenikaphone.

by DoogoTheBoneWoof March 11, 2025

Alena

A bitch with a fat ass, cute toes, and a personality that can charm the fuck outta anyone BUT she’s certified insane. She got a nice round booty and she been ran through but that pussy still tight tho. She is a crazy bitch who don’t give a fuck and hops from man to man. And you will get your heart broken.

“Damn nigga! Who is she?!!”

“Oh that’s Alena, nigga. She crazy tho, stay away from her.”

by walden_x March 15, 2025