exclamation that one says in which one knows they are drunk/high but still does an amazing feat such as beating another person at chess or driving home perfectly

Dude1: man u just beat me at chess i thought u were high?
Dude2: Aint i awesome?

Dude1: how the fuck are we home dude your drunk out of your mind
Dude2: Aint i Awesome?

Aint i awesome by billnye2 September 4, 2010

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aintivirus

n. pronounced: ain't-a-virus. "Not a virus, especially when describing a computer problem."

Nah, that aintivirus. You just broke the darn thing.

aintivirus by pe5t1lence March 29, 2013

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ainteresting

Not very interesting--used somewhat sarcastically, so that the listener believes you're saying "interesting," but you're really not. Derived from "ain't interesting."

Oh, sure, I'd love to watch your three-hour slideshow about your elementary school sock puppet club. How ainteresting!

ainteresting by bboxdw February 17, 2015

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aintillectual

Someone who doesn't want to think, is apathetic about facts and reason, will only accept theories or evidence that matches his/her own biases and prejudices, and pursues base entertainment rather than learning what is happening in the world around them.

"Dude, how did HE get the primary nomination? He's a raging, hate-filled dumbass!"

"What do you expect? He swung the aintillectual vote."

aintillectual by ComicTragedy June 30, 2016

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