Alaskan bearclaw

An Alaskan bearclaw is when your female partner has open cuts and you ejaculate on them

My wife screamed because of my Alaskan bearclaw

by spodderman May 23, 2014

alabama china

Paper plates, plastic cups/utensils

Let's use the Alabama china so we don't have to wash dishes tonight!

by CainisAble August 7, 2016

Alan Shearer

The sexual act of cumming into the air and then heading it so it hits someone in the face

Your mum took an Alan Shearer from me

by Sawsaw382 June 17, 2016

Alabama flossing

When she has something stuck in her teeth and the only way to get it out is by rubbing your dick on it.

Marco notices something awry. Marco, "Hey Erin, you got some fucking cilantro stuck in your teeth. You mind if I use my dick to rub it out." Erin, "You mean an Alabama flossing, I thought you'd never ask."

by Terio Marin May 14, 2016

Alabama Titty Slap

The act of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to slap a females breasts with the flaccid penile shaft.

Yo that chick had huge boobs so I gave her the old Alabama titty slap

by Tiger'sWood September 6, 2016

Alabama Get-together

When one (who originates from the state of Alabama) assembles those that are in the same family tree, and commits a sexual orgy. These orgies must consist of other sexual innuendos and fantasies such of that as the Alaskan Pipeline, African Goggles, Jersey Meathook, Wisconsin Cheese Wheel, and the Fire Hydrant.

"Dude I just got my sister to join the Alabama Get-together "
"Awesome grandpa!"
"Thanks, lets do one now!"

by Call me "Daddy" December 19, 2016

alantra

She's a girl with ambition her peers look up to her and admire how strong and independent she is. She's the girl that doesn't brag on her accomplishments she lets them speak for themselves. Alantra is a very smart lady and doesn't play when it comes to protecting her love ones and who she loves, alantra is very sweet so sweet you would think you're dreaming, but once you enter her bad side she will no longer protect you and nurture you with her love. You are very lucky if you have a person like alantra in your life she's an angel sent from god.

" Alantra is a good person to be around." "She's like a second mother."

by Selfless December 21, 2016