Snatch Hair

A unit of measure. Usually used in reference to small gaps or thickness. Black is usually the thickest and blonde the thinnest. Other colors are used in the middle.

Question: How much should I tighten that bolt ? Response: just a snatch hair.

I just missed cutting off my finger by a snatch hair !

by kneejerk December 27, 2013

Nipple Hair

Hair on ur nipples lawl

Guy 1 : Aw man, I just grew some nipple hair.

Guy 2 : I'll clip it with my teeth if you want.

Guy 1 : No homo dou rite?
Guy 2 : Yea sure, whatever you want.

by TheOGDefinerOfWords August 6, 2016

nerf hair

1. hair like that of Cory Matthews on Boy Meets World 2. hair so curly a Nerf ball would stick in it if thrown at it 3. hair with the consistency of a Brillo pad

That boy lost his comb in his nerf hair

by goddamit' May 26, 2009

McDouble with a Hair In It

Finding someone that is extremely attractive but they have a horrible personality.

There's three types of people in the world, there's a Single, McDouble, and a Happy Meal. You don't feel good enough for the Happy Meal and you really don't want a Single. You try for the McDouble, and you get a McDouble with a Hair In It.

by Pretty Pretty Penis August 9, 2010

suck hair

Such as saying to suck other thing this is VERY hurtful to say or even write . Sucking hair is a terrible act to perform when insulting boy or girl .

You can go suck hair jerk !

by Dat St.jude Gurl May 30, 2017

hair shower

the act of wetting your hair instead of showering

john took a hair shower this morning

by eagletits January 7, 2010

massacre hair

A hair do' so messy and unkept, it resembles the hair do' in a mass murderer's mugshot.

Dude, your hair is so wild, you look like you've been on a killing spree. You definitely have massacre hair!

That massacre hair is a good look for you.

by Mandee507 November 14, 2007