Boggit in the Wardrobe

When you see something that usually scares you in such a silly context that it permanently feels less scary.

I used to think Clint Eastwood was badass but that chair thing was really boggit in the wardrobe for me.

by Red Leviathan August 10, 2017

theodor skott ward

A caring man that likes ice cream an candy.He doesn't mean any harm when he says something bad.

theodor skott ward didn't mean any harm.

by THSW October 18, 2017

kentucky dick warmer

You get someone with a 9inch or more penis and do anal but instead of you shifting on his dick he pisses in your ass.

Mom what is a Kentucky dick warmer?
You want to try it out. yeah. Ok shove your penis in may ass and pee

by Dicks in a locker October 25, 2017

toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".

Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Alabama Ass Warmer

The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.

Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!

Maia: Wow! How did it feel?

Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...

by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017

Red Light Warrior

A person who commonly tries to beat a red/yellow light

Tim just ran another red light. He's a red light warrior

by CheesyPoofInthuest April 21, 2018

upside down warlord

A common sexual position, popularized by citizens of Belarus. it involves taking your partner’s glibbles and hanging her upside down, and then you rub your pashtuck on her Dolores.

You must be 25 years or older to perform this in most 1st world countries.

I did the upside down warlord when I was 24 and I was arrested! I should’ve waited another year.

by Warlord teriyaki January 9, 2018