Sex

Something you will never have :)

Man, that guy has never had sex in his life!

by anonymous January 10, 2025

ryders sex life

Non existent will never exist will forever be a virgin

Wow ryders sex life sucks

by Nibbabooty September 5, 2020

Ultra Sex

When you attach a wand vibrator to your penis and then fuck inserting both together as one.

I thought DVP was intense but Ultra Sex is 1000x more intense.

by TJmaxal January 12, 2024

Sex

Here’s a nice way how to tell your kids how sex works without it being awkward

subtract the clothes divide the legs, imagine it being a pencil sharpener, you then pull out the hard pencil and put it in the sharpener and things will proceed to happen, the yelling and moaning that is happening is a perfect sound you wanna hear from the female subject

THEN VIOLENTLY CUM

And that’s how sex works kids, just make sure to wear protection when doing it

by Tabkat January 7, 2022

sex

me n my crush

hope wants to hav sex with ********

by ducksupurass19 January 28, 2023

National Phone Sex Day

A day of phone sex

Want to have phone sex on national phone sex day?

by KonDaDon June 25, 2022

Sex

You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man shoves his caterpillar 3000 into the woman’s badusay 8000 and they fuck until he releases this liquid called sperm which has a fetus that will probably grow in the woman’s stomach, and the fetus will turn into a baby, and she’ll give birth to it.

Bro, I had sex last night! - Noah
*gapes* Bro, how you pull her? You ugly as fuck my guy. - Jon

by meorningchae March 26, 2022