Wasabi Balls

When a guy doesn't shower after sweating and his gf/bf gives him head but his balls are spicy asf

EX: "Dude Jason made me go down on him after the gym but he totally had Wasabi balls"

"Damn dude my gf won't give me head after working out. She says I have to shower first cause she doesn't like my Wasabi balls..."

by Pu$$y!eater3000 August 13, 2022

Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture is the torturing of the testiculs and penis

I’m gonna cock and ball torture you tomorrow

by Brendanhasafatass April 9, 2021

Whiffle-Ball

A combination of marijuana (weed) & caffeine.

A speed ball is coke & heroin but a Whiffle-Ball is caffeine and weed. I don't mess with the hard stuff, let's make a Whiffle-Ball and go to the movies.

by Sweetie-Pie-1968 June 17, 2021

grab capitalism by the balls

N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.

by Sexydimma June 12, 2013

ball maxxing

squeezing your balls to the point of swelling, indefinitely making them purple so you can have larger load.

Today, Sam and I were ball maxxing in math class.

by Ball Maxxer Enthusiast April 23, 2024

flaming junk ball

how your balls feel when you mistake the BenGay for KY jelly.

i rolled over to grab the KY jelly , and mistakenly grabbed the GenGay my girl friend left on the night stand,now i know what a flaming junk ball is!!!

by topdog14 September 19, 2016

scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.

"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"

by anonymous December 29, 2022