penis machinist

penis machinist is Navy slang for a corpsman. also called pecker checker or chancre mechanic.

The penis machinist said I don't have the clap.

by anonymous August 6, 2021

Liam MacDonald

Liam is a young man who also goes by the alias dj smoothy smooth, his rap name. He has 0 released songs. Liam is very fond of crime thrillers, and is a big fan of Good Time, Uncut Gems, and Drive(2011). He's also a very big comic person. He is very good at making his friends laugh, and is always a good person to talk to because he'll listen to anything you have to say. He likes spending most of his time indoors rather than outdoors, but when he does come out every now and then, it's always awesome having him around. He really loves music, and video games, and movies and spends a lot of time on Instagram looking at memes. Liam is a very laid back person which makes you feel at ease when you're around him. He's also my best friend.

Guy 1: "Yo where's Liam MacDonald been"
Guy2: "Prolly watching Good Time while listening to sosmula and maybe also crying
Guy1:"K"

by citymaggot November 3, 2021

Aidan Macaspac

He has a fatty, also pulls every woman imaginable, no one is off limits for this Sex God.

"Hey did you hear that Aidan Macaspac Fucked 80 girls in one night, He's a sex God"

by idrklol124 August 11, 2021

Andy Maces

A gay 15 year old kid who likes to shove big long bananas up his juicy ass

Andy maces please stop licking my cock

by FatCockLover82 August 12, 2021

The Macho

It defines the intrinsic quality a person posesses when they show the ability to adapt easily and quickly to any kind of physical activity without dietary or hormonal supplementation.

Joe's muscles have grown much more than would have been expected since he started weightlifting. He has the macho. In the short time since Jane has taken up biking, she has been able to ride great distances at a relatively high speed that would closely equal that of a seasoned veteran of the sport. She has the macho.

by DinoTheJoker August 21, 2021

Jacob maclean

A child who is handsome

Omg is THAT Jacob maclean he is so handsoem

by anonymous August 22, 2021

Coffee machine

To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.

The human coffee machine

Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega

Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that

by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021