Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?
by Gordo aka Flash September 6, 2008
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by coreyvdw July 22, 2006
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liquor in the form of beer consisting of 3.2% alcahol. Use to be legal in the States for people over sixteen years of age to consume if not in large quantities per sitting.
Synonyms: 3.2, 3.2 beer, 3-2 beer, three-two, three.two beer, et cetera. . .
Synonyms: 3.2, 3.2 beer, 3-2 beer, three-two, three.two beer, et cetera. . .
by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005
Get the three-two beer mug.Two faced is when a friend has two sides. they act one way in front of u but when they not near u they talk about u
me:hi u want to go to the movies
two faced:sure
kelly:y were u talking to her
two faced:cause i was tellin her to get swag
kelly:good cause she need it
two faced:i kno
two faced:sure
kelly:y were u talking to her
two faced:cause i was tellin her to get swag
kelly:good cause she need it
two faced:i kno
by tina4590 February 13, 2010
Get the two faced mug.It is a popular lyric to a song, but sometime used i phrases or as comparisons to things. it's basically taking one step back. and it means, making progress towards something but making less progress rather than more, if that makes sense.
"one step forward < two steps back"
"one step forward < two steps back"
I was trying to finish my math homework, and i did the beginning, but going to that party before finishing was one step forward and two steps back.
by GeeJayy February 22, 2010
Get the one step forward and two steps back mug.Something that exists that I would like to NOT be annoyed by, considering anyone that likes her and Darling in the Franxx will defend her heavily and talk shit at me, making me wish I had a Baton at my side, so I can Vibe Check them with a nasty Headshot.
Weeb: "I think that Zero Two may be the best Waifu. Like, I beat off to her every night bro, like, I WISH she existed irl."
Me: "Um, who you talkin to?"
Weeb: "Bro we're in a Discord server with other weebs, tryna talk to them, stfu"
Me: "I've officially reached the point where I could give two shits about your opinion"
Weeb: "Who asked?"
Me: "... For you to be here?"
Me: "Um, who you talkin to?"
Weeb: "Bro we're in a Discord server with other weebs, tryna talk to them, stfu"
Me: "I've officially reached the point where I could give two shits about your opinion"
Weeb: "Who asked?"
Me: "... For you to be here?"
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