The West Coast Eagles, an AFL team from Perth. They are so shit they are about as strong as a piece of wet toast (which is very fucking weak and useless). They suck.
The Wet Toast Eagles are as rubbish as a wooden sword in Minecraft. I will chug a beer and shit in their mouths mate. Fuck Perth! YEET!
Guy 1: Did you hear Tiffany nailed Brittany last night?
Guy 2: Doesn't Tiffany have blue waffle?
Guy 1: Yeah, what's worse is Brittany has red pancake.
Guy 2: Those two probably made some homemade Purple French Toast together.