titty cream

An antiseptic cream, which doesn't actually exist, specifically for the purpose of applying to enflamed, grazed, chafed, cut or swollen nipples.

By the end of the marathon, Morticia's nipples were so swollen and red-raw, having just had a sweaty running shirt chafing them for a good 4 hours or more, that she applied a whole tube of titty cream to both of them.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012

Titty Committee

A female sausage fest.

"Let's get out of this titty committee, girls."

by Big Black and Dangerous February 21, 2014

titty kiss

When the tits of two females beautifully collide, nipple to nipple as though a kiss from the heavens .

Snookie gave Stephanie a titty kiss before leaving Skeeball.

by Guy at a bar January 26, 2016

titty robbery

stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself

Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,

half an hour later

Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

titty hoe

A woman that walks around wearing a tiny shirt and a bra 2 sizes too small exposing a whole bunch of titty.

Girl , What happened between you and Ty last night? Ya'll break up?.. Yeah, We went to Applebees and all this scrub wanna do is look at some old titty hoe across the room.

by Kenny Ray Said February 19, 2018

Titty-butt-fart

when you rub yo gurls titties and as a reaction, she begins to pass gas uncontrollably.

An insult that you can use when your friend is tickling your pickle too much.

Brian, why are you being such a titty-butt-fart? Shut the fuck up man.

Hey Jose, rub my titties! No, I don’t want a titty-butt-fart stinking up my room!

by blowandgo6969 February 21, 2018

titty flakes

Frosted Flakes pronounced wrong.

Hey can I get those Titty Flakes. Oh sorry I meant Frosted Flakes

by GwiGwis32 March 11, 2018