spanktify

To aggressively pound a volleyball to the ground

She had to spanktify the ball to win the hard fought game

by anonymous April 10, 2022

Spanktimonious

A guy that feels he has a moral imperative to spank his dick because it’s large.

Bob is so spanktimonious, he is always talking about wanking his superior dick.

by Cockinaboxz May 5, 2022

Spanish Blanket

A warm and embracing male who is willing to keep any 6/10 female warm in all circumstances.

“They call me the Spanish Blanket.” Have my kids immediately

by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022

Spanish Blanket

A sexy alpha male who can keep a girl comfortable and warm anyplace and any time. A Spanish Blanket also knows how to keep a female entertained and how to keep things spicy while having the ability to get serious in the blink of an eye.

Girl: I’m cold

Guy: Lucky for you, they called me the Spanish Blanket in highschool.

by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022

Spanish inquisition

Something nobody expects

Talking and the Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition

by kingofminetn May 29, 2022

Spanktopia

Tea, ‘bout 11:30pm on a weeknight, 3 cranks deep already. Shirt glued to belly

Man am I tired dude, hit spanktopia RQ

by Ricky Silk June 10, 2022

spanish agreement

this means you started talking to your friend, but nwither of you fuys remembered the convo within 5 hours therfor its a spanish agreement

boy “ honestly…. end of day you bad as fuck

and ill always support you in spanish agreements”

girl *nothing*

by Avewhorieee June 15, 2022