Liquid smooth

A godly song made by the godly Mitski.

Mitski Lover: Hey u know mitskis song Liquid smooth?
Hater: Ew
Mitski lover: We are not friends anymore

by ivbpiuhveupgvbnhehvoehvoueghvo September 21, 2022

Longhorn Smoothie

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.

It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.

by theoriginalsteevio September 24, 2022

Chocolate Smoothie Express

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth

Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.

by smoothiebrother September 30, 2022

Banana Smoothie

A blended mixture of banana and other ingredients, often sweet, into a mixture that can be drunk for enjoyment.

Im going to make a banana smoothie!

Sounds great!

by ICouldBeACactus January 11, 2023

Pretzel Smoothie

When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.

“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie”

by Rigasha January 15, 2023

The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.

“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.

by anon415 February 4, 2023

strawnana smoothie

A type of smoothie made with strawberry and banana.

I have a strawnana smoothie.

by Ritacca February 14, 2023