small penis 

Tiny little thing that your brother has or your b/f

You: Geez, you wanna put that thing in me?
Your b/f: Why not?
You: Fuck, that couldn't make a rat orgasm

small penis by vicki May 27, 2003

small head 

small head is a knickname given to people with inexplicably small craniums. they are often also called peanut head or pea head and look very amusing.

Hey small head! Why is your head so fucking small it makes me feel sick lookin at you.

small head by womoma April 16, 2005

nobody likes your small balls 

What you say to an asian or wasian. But never say it to a black man.

Black Guy: Nobody likes your small balls!

Asian: Reave me arone!

nobody likes your small balls by Mike "White Man" Jaworski May 1, 2006

small penis 

The neighbour who bought the apartment above you to a MUCH cheaper price than yours. The work-buddy who bought your looser stocks at the right price and sold when they where all-time-high. The guy who have more than two women around him during a party despite his total abscense of humour and the boring fact that he was born rich and handsome.

I bought this Porsche Speedster -59 for $300.

small penis by Peppe E May 22, 2003

small thumbs

A type of thumb generally found in a specific type of multinational girls,this thumb if compared to a regular, it is exactly to be half the measurement.

-"(Girl gives you a thumbs up) , HOLY SHITTTT!"

- "First grade example"... students do a hand sketch, techer asks student, why she missed half her thumb. Student says no teacher... lookk at my thumbs - HOOOLY SHIT!







small thumbs

small thumbs by Jason Mcartney April 11, 2009

Small sword fight 

A Man With A Small Penis Fight another Boy With a Small Penis (Dick2Dick

Eww Dude There Having a Small Sword Fight!

Small sword fight by Ehhdee May 5, 2010

Small loan

A small loan is cashcash$$moneymoney given to you by your father, usually the amount is around $1,000,000. This detail is extremely acceptable if your a washed up "business" man and/or a self-electing presidential candidate.

"It has not been easy for me, y'know, I started out in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars." ~Donald Trump

Small loan by Uber Idiotic Idiot August 31, 2016