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Showerslam

To chug an entire bottle (750 ml) in the shower. Could be partaken individually but suggested to be taken with someone else.

Suggested bottle: wine
Hailey: What are you up to?

Jane: About to showerslam a bottle real quick, then going to dinner.
by fugazzi21 September 23, 2018
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Shower Cry

When, after putting up a brave front towards others, a person will end up crying while taking a shower (since no-one will be able to hear them).
Jade: I know it's been a difficult day for everyone but we've got through it. Now I'm off for a shower.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.
by WatcherMark May 12, 2019
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shower harvey

A bitch from a popular tv show pretty little liars. She dated Emily and lied about everything. She had no motive to hurt/ become red coat. She helped -A for no reason. She showers a lot for no reason hence shower Harvey. Therefore Sara Shower Harvey is a bitch.
Spencer- do you remember Sara Harvey?
Emily- Don’t bring up that bitch.
Sara shower Harvey- annoying bitch who showers too much.
by Pllgirl April 5, 2019
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showercurtaining

During the coronavirus pandemic of 2020/2021 social distancing was introduced and sex pretty much banned.

The best and safest solution was to buy a new shower curtain (clear) each time you had a new partner and cut a hole in the middle and place it between you.

On completion you dispose of the shower curtain, ask the person to leave and vacate the room for 72 hours.
Tom has a date coming over tonight so will be showercurtaining to make sure it is extra safe.
by Hydehun March 5, 2021
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shower

jacob is a nit bag cuz he never showers
by your fat mums sister April 27, 2021
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Shower breakfast

When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.

See Waffle stomp
Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.
by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021
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Shower-Screen Vulgarism

When your parents have sex to make a baby in the bathroom of a night club in the year 2005.
"when were you conceived?"
"Oh during that time of Shower-Screen Vulgarism"
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