horn sausage

Someone who thinks about sex constantly and is not afraid to let their passion show.

Eg. Touching / kissing passionately

He is such a horn sausage you should of seen him with that woman

by Weetyswip August 11, 2015

Sausage Friendly

A gay male. A homosexual man.

Apparently Bob is "sausage friendly"... Just saw him making out with Jimmy.

by David DollarBeer April 16, 2011

Frying the sausage

Frying the sausage is when a female puts a males penis into a toaster, oven, or air fryer to get it crispier before the sucks the dog.

Frying the sausage example “I cant wait to fry your sausage so its nice and crispy for my mouth”

by Peter Nicoll April 9, 2021

sausage fest

A entire dinner of just sausage, nothing else

Bob: Hey, what's for dinner?
Bill: We are having a sausage fest. Nothing but sausage.

by MrWalrusUB January 28, 2018

dingle sausage

Relative to a human dingle berry, a very indecisive person who cannot keep plans to save their life

Todd: Last week Tim told me he wanted to go to cancun and now he wants to buy a four wheeler. Only to end up buying a pointless engagement ring.
James: Oh what a dingle sausage.

by Goaty12 February 22, 2017

smoke sausage

see blowjob

hey baby been smokin sausage all night too yeah boy

by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004

Sneaky sausage

your friend has just bought a big bag of sausages (16 or 18 pack) and you start to get hungry and you look around but you have you eyes fixed on the sausages and you think to you self one couldnt hurt and you have a sneaky sausage.

Friend: these are for the BBQ dont eat them
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you

'friend goes out'

rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.

by Craftywanker123321 May 29, 2009