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True Poly

A phrase used by some people when your Poly relationship doesn't fit their idea of what PolyAmory is. Usually associated with those that believe Poly means "open," as in "always available for new sexual relationships."
Sarah is in a "closed" Poly relationship. Bill is interested in Sarah, but because she is in a "closed Poly relationship, Bill states that Sarah's relationship isn't "True Poly."
by Ronald A. King June 13, 2005
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sleeping policeman

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt
Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
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[Polack]

A Polish Wizard of the Shakespearian Era from the country of Polackia. Known widely for their enchanting spells and limricks. Commonly associated with broomsticks, elves, and sausage.
Note: Polish people = non-magic bearing Polacks.
There goes a Polack across the sky!
by SmexyFaust January 21, 2009
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ocean policy

Not banning depleted uranium, or any other policy regarding depleted uranium.
DUBs are not topical on the term "ocean policy" because it is a depleted uranium policy.
by Urban Dictionary Staff March 2, 2004
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Police officer

A person who serves to keep the peace, protect others and combat crime. Recently, due to the death of George Floyd by the hands of Derek Chauvin, many have started spouting the "ACAB" thing which means "All cops are bastards". This is, of course, false - the vast majority of police officers are genuinely good people who work a thankless job, put themselves in danger to fight crime and protect us. Saying every cop is bad for the actions of a rotten, vile and corrupt few is like saying all blacks are bad because a very small percentage of them commit crime and do drugs or all Asians are bad because a very small amount of them eat dogs and are shit at driving. It's important to remember that, while there are a vile, terrible few for sure, almost every police officer is a genuinely good person doing their best to keep me, you, and everyone else safe from crime. The actions of the few do not define the many, and for the sake of genuine, productive discussion and argument it's vital to not succumb to the delusional groupthink of "all cops are bad, abolish the police" that seems to be common nowadays.
Many police officers are good people who do more for this country in a month than most of us have done for it in our lives.
by 121gws January 9, 2021
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Privacy Policy

The privacy policy's small-print said that by using this site my kidneys may fail. I failed to recognise this statement and now I am in hospital with a lap-top registering my digust through-out the world.
by B-Drac November 15, 2003
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Post Police

A useless detail involving Army privates which gives shitbag soldiers the chance to leave work early and fly under the radar, pick up peoples trash, and work on weekends and holidays. (Usually found in Ft. Bragg, NC.)
"You are such a scumbag soldier, I'm putting you on Post Police for a month."
"You are the most fucked up of Sergeants, I'm making you in charge of Post Police."
by SSG MATHIS December 2, 2004
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