1 definition by SSG MATHIS
A useless detail involving Army privates which gives shitbag soldiers the chance to leave work early and fly under the radar, pick up peoples trash, and work on weekends and holidays. (Usually found in Ft. Bragg, NC.)
"You are such a scumbag soldier, I'm putting you on Post Police for a month."
"You are the most fucked up of Sergeants, I'm making you in charge of Post Police."
"You are the most fucked up of Sergeants, I'm making you in charge of Post Police."
by SSG MATHIS December 2, 2004