misteltoe pants

Mistletoe Pants are The easiest way to get lucky on Christmas

Jimmy donned his misteltoe pants in hopes of getting some roasted chestnuts at the annual holiday party.

by Maria more December 24, 2022

pants down

The words of a horny Asuka.
From the LAS fanfiction "Scar Tissue"

"Pants down, Shinji."

by Anonymous2023617 September 12, 2023

pouty pants

If you go around pouting your a pouty pants

Donald Trump needs to put on his big man pants and accept he lost the presidential election instead of being a pouty pants.

by ashane January 7, 2021

Jonah’s pants

Got something big in Jonah’s pants wonder what it is ;)

Wow he got a Jonah’s pants

by Jonahsexgod January 21, 2021

Exit Pants

The term “exit pants,” originating from popular culture of the early 1200s, comes from the Latin root “pantus exeunt”. It refers to a moment, or succession of life sentences, in which the subject in question removes their pants upon a vision from God. This vision is usually instigated upon the influence of heavily sedated elephants in stampede. In this event the person, or gay, would kneel before the elephants, and simply remove pants.

Jeffy Jeong: exit pants, please

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021

Crappy pants

A pair of pants or underpants that has been freshly pooped in or shows signs of past pooping mishaps.

Look at Jimmy standing there in his shit stained underpants. He's got crappy pants.

by JoeyBomm January 26, 2021

little pants

a term to refer to men engaging in the (forbidden) act of expressing and/or experiencing emotions. Oftentimes, this manifests in a manner that would be considered socially acceptable of a woman. Contrary to other pejorative terms, it does not carry a derogatory connotation.

antonym — 'big boy pants'
EM, reviewed AA

you sure you wanna watch the movie? you might get little pants, i know i'll have to put mine on
sorry, i'm just having a little pants moment👖

by funky duck. July 19, 2022