Publicly judging a mother for her parenting choices because they differ from the choices you would make.
by FLP Blogger June 17, 2018
Get the Mom-Shamingmug. Person 1: Damn yo I like her Vans. They are small though like size 5.
Person 2: Yeah bruh the Mini Vans. She's a Soccer Mom.
Person 2: Yeah bruh the Mini Vans. She's a Soccer Mom.
by TUIT October 21, 2010
Get the Soccer Mommug. A woman that not only takes care of her own children, but adopts the kids of everybody else living nearby. Often she is a better parent to the visiting children than their own (neglectful) parents, which is why they prefer to hang out at her house.
Make sure to slow down before you drive past the neighborhood mom's house, there's a lot of kids running around outside there.
by pauljs75 October 22, 2011
Get the Neighborhood mommug. Similar to Basic Bitch but 20 years later. Includes yoga fascination, after school snacks, and the "mom" haircut. Can usually be found driving an SUV and sporting a top-of-the-line outdoor jacket. Sipping Starbucks and listening to Micheal Buble or Josh Groban is optional.
#sorrynotsorry
#sorrynotsorry
by sorrynotsorrymom April 17, 2015
Get the basic mommug. Dude: your mom is only 32, my mom is 45 and we're the same age
Chick: that's because she's a prom mom, i'm the result of 2 beers and the backseat of a car with no protection
Chick: that's because she's a prom mom, i'm the result of 2 beers and the backseat of a car with no protection
by the commissar June 23, 2009
Get the prom mommug. The relationship between a gay porn star and a female fan, where the female becomes a second mother giving guidance, promotion, support and a safety net. This role is chosen by the porn star and is someone who is his biggest fan and supporter.
Coined by Jack Jaxson, director and owner of Cockyboys.
Coined by Jack Jaxson, director and owner of Cockyboys.
When Brendon talks to his porn mom they talk about scenes, boyfriends and everything else his mom doesn't want to know.
by Pom_Pom April 29, 2014
Get the Porn Mommug.