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Obscure57

The United States military has been secretly developing a highly advanced material known as "Obscure57" for decades. This material is said to have incredible properties, including the ability to withstand extreme temperatures, repel all forms of radiation, and even generate its own energy.

A whistleblower who had worked for years on project Obscure57 claims that it is actually alien technology that was recovered from a crashed UFO in the 1950s. Allegedly, the US government has been studying this material ever since, using advanced scientific techniques and even time travel to unlock its secrets.

Some conspiracy theorists even suggest that "Obscure57" is a gateway to other dimensions and that the US military is using it to explore alternate realities and communicate with extraterrestrial beings. There are even rumors that the material has the power to manipulate time itself, potentially allowing humans to travel through time and alter the course of history.

Despite the lack of concrete evidence to support these wild claims, many people continue to believe in the existence of "Obscure57" and the secret government programs that are supposedly studying it. Some even suggest that the material has already been weaponized, potentially posing a grave threat to humanity's future.
Obscure57 would look great upstairs in the bathroom
by Mike Massive May 8, 2023
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obscufilmphobia

The fear of hidden cameras
The fear of hidden cameras in personal spaces (i.e public bathrooms closest bedrooms private bathrooms)
“Every time I’m in the school bathrooms I get the fear of hidden cameras- obscufilmphobia.
by StuGVE May 9, 2023
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Obsolete Shitheap

“You bought yourself an obsolete shitheap of a car”
by Tenngage July 14, 2023
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obscurantism

The idea that if you're discussing a viewpoint or theory that is highly contentious or controversial, if you make it seem like it is much too complex for the average person to understand, and only comprehensible to a select few, enlightened individuals in a secret smart-person club (such as yourself, of course), by using a lot of jargon and esoteric references that only other people in your very exclusive circle will get, then it will fool the general public into thinking that it must obviously be correct because it's "complicated", and discourage anyone from questioning it (and also, jerk yourself off for being so smart).

Note: This does NOT apply to fields that actually are just extremely difficult to understand and over most people's heads (rocket science, quantum physics, nuclear engineering, etc.). This is when you take something that really isn't all that complicated, and act like it is, to give it an air of legitimacy.
When radical communists discuss Marxist theory online, and go on about stuff like "praxis" and the finer points of Bolshevism vs. Trotskyism and other shit that nobody who isn't glued to a computer 24/7 has even heard of or gives a flying fuck about, they are engaging in obscurantism.
by q359 July 24, 2023
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obsidian

if something is fire and water at the same time, it's obsidian.
man 1: so how was the movie, man?

man 2: don't know, it was obsidian. didn't know how to feel about it.

man 1: facts.
by acornn August 12, 2023
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Obsidianized

Referring to a Coke bottle that possesses an eerie and foreboding aura, seemingly infused with a sinister essence. The term "obsidianized" suggests a sense of darkness, mystery, and a hidden malevolence lurking within the confines of the bottle.
As John reached for the obsidianized Coke bottle, an unsettling chill ran down his spine, sensing an inexplicable presence that seemed to emanate from the depths of the pitch-black liquid.
by AustinReaves May 20, 2023
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Obscene

Shock factor city, sexually obscure and wild raunch 👁️💄👠
Tha dance was so obscene I will always remember the lipstick on her legs

London is an obscene city if you live in the right postcode
by N.E.R.D Gyal June 21, 2023
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