Morning Reveler

A person, place, or thing. Ignite’s the Source, Breath, and Light in everything you hold True.

The Morning Reveler is on point ya’ll, they Bring da Mob to You!

Morning Reveler by BennieBoyTV September 3, 2019

Morning Nile 

The female equivalent of Morning Wood, when a girl wakes up very very wet.

I had so many dreams about you last night and I woke with very intense morning Nile.

Morning Nile by Threetoethreertoed December 7, 2019

Morning Water 

NOTICE: This word has an abbreviation. It is Mater pronounced Mah-ter, it rhymes with water. Now for the definition.
The shit you drink when you first wake up because your throat is dry as a bone. Morning water tastes like uh-oh stinky 97% of the time. If it tastes good, consider yourself very lucky. Night water is better.

James: Dude that mater tasted actually good this morning.

Sammy: Bruh, can I have some of it!?!??
James: Nien. Go gitcher own morning water biiiiiitttcchhh!

Morning Water by Snoobab March 27, 2020

Morning slammer 

A coffee induced, violent morning dump. Makes a “kerplunk” sound, a slam dunk of a deuce. Effects of which are amplified by a night of drinking.

Girlfriend: Here babe, made you a cup of coffee. How’s your hangover?
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.

**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!

Morning slammer by Elder Blice May 16, 2020

moaningstar 

Post coitus, when one swings their used condom over their head like a morningstar and smacks their partner across the head, ideally the temple.

i plowed thine mother and gave her a moaningstar

moaningstar by Soft Ricky January 16, 2022

Morning excitement 

The polite way of saying a man has a morning erection/woodie.

He couldn’t answer the door this morning, he had a bit of morning excitement.

Morning excitement by islington345 February 8, 2022

Morning Mimosas

A talk show featured in the cartoon American Dad!. It stars two female cohosts, Trish and Suze or The Sizzle who with a large audience almost exclusively made of lonely housewives invite people on their show to show off whatever they have but usually end up getting attacked by the hosts and audience because they are super drunk.

Looks like Trish had has TOO MANY MIMOSAS! - The Sizzle Morning Mimosas

Morning Mimosas by StanSmithTERRORIST February 23, 2022