mescan

Now living in Texas, one of Mescan heritage.

Since President Bush opened the borders, the whole state of Texas is overrun by Mescans.

by Richard Black March 1, 2005

leper messiah

Ziggy Stardust (David Bowie's alien alter ego).

Making love with his ego,
Ziggy sucked up into his mind.
Like a leper Messiah,
When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.

by Miki October 23, 2005

Meso Meso

A combination of the words 'meh' and 'so-so' Meso Meso uses both words to convey a feeling of mediocrity in mood.

"Hey Bob, how's it going?"

"Meso Meso. You?"

by Darkingfire January 12, 2012

messipe

a recipe for for disaster, a train wreck waiting to happen!

A girl walks down the street in a white shirt with no bra on when the forecast calls for heavy rain. That's a messipe!

by bkeitel May 8, 2008

messy sailor

A play on the stranger, in which the participant drops trow and places himself appropriately on a toilet bowl and then defecates. The participant then places his off-hand (the hand which he or she is not accustomed to wiping with) under his ass cheek until the blood in the hand has been restricted and the hand becomes numb. Unlike the stranger, the participant is not buffing the banana, but rather, attempts to wipe his ass with the numbed off-hand. If feces comes in direct contact through poor coordination or toilet paper misplacement, then the participant has become "messy sailor'd" and thus loses.

After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.

by Ginz June 23, 2008

Messy Poo

What Little Kids Useally Say or Mom's Trying to Make Kids Laugh

Mommy!, I Made A Messy Poo

by Seagulls Of Satan! September 29, 2008

messfest

a term originating in the Hudson Valley namely the West Point area. This term is used to describe nights and days of heavy drinking. A messfest will include multiple people and drinking of dirty thirties since money needs to be spread for the duration of the festival. A messfest will typically last 5-7 days.

john: "Hey man, let's have messfest soon. I want to drink myself retarded."

Adam: "When I get back from college, I'm planning a messfest."

by willwonka March 30, 2009