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Ben Mallory

The very definition of badass, redneck, hunter, fisherman, coon slayer, confederate, auto mechanic, and pedophile.

Ben *Badass* Mallory, born in 100,000,000B.C., was the original creator of the universe. Forged through fire and coltanium, the strongest metal on earth he made his legendary K20 that he never drives with his bare hands, and created the tech shop where his K20 gets all of its powers.

Ben is also the hardest working individual you can ever meet. He's constantly busy 24/7 and can NEVER be bothered with.

Ben Mallory can get all the women too, whatever he likes, but he usually goes for the younger ones like 1-14 years old. Ben loves em young he says. He likes when they ain't stong enough to get away from him
Ben Mallory drove his K20 to the playground where he gets all the children at
by pp deep rotten June 5, 2018
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Grand Mall Seizur

Grand Mall Seizure
noun
1 a sudden attack of ones wrist causing exuberant amounts of credit card transactions at the mall.
Honey? Please don"t be upset our credit cards are maxed. I had another "Grand Mall Seizur".
by Taykit June 21, 2019
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Because of Armaan Malik, my friends don't hate me anymore.
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Emra male

Emra male is the highest, most complete form of the sigma male, while still having modern human decency. He is situated on the top of the male social pyramid.
Rare, Definately an Emra male in Disguise
by EmreDrogman February 16, 2022
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hedda and malin

they are the coolest girls you could ever find!!

Are hot, sexy, nice, kind and exstremely smart!!!
You just have to love them!
Every guy fall in love with them!
"do you see those hot girls over there?"
"yeah! they look like Hedda and Malin !"

"Did you see the caracter on that test?"
"It is so Hedda and Malin!"
by The hotties December 7, 2011
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Alpha-Omega Male

Alpha-Omega (AO) males are near-mythical. They rank higher in ability/rarity than Alpha or Sigma males combined. Few AO males are known in the history of mankind. In fact, none has been reported in the last century.
The term "Alpha-Omega" reflects his unclassifiable nature by conventional archetypes. The Greek letter term is merely a means for discussion. In other cultures, he has been referred as Zero-Infinity, One-Whole, etc. To make one important note, the AO male is a mortal, NOT supernatural.

To describe the AO male, one could refer to the Buddhist term "Tenjou tenge yuiga dokuson", which states “Above heaven, under heaven, I am alone worthy of honor”. The statement is not a boast, but rather a realization that the universe shares a single nature and are equally empty of self.

The modern 3 criteria of the AO Male are:

1. The AO male is NOT CLASSIFIABLE BY Alpha, Beta, Sigma, etc. He is at times a charismatic leader, a faithful follower, incredibly powerful and simultaneously is utter powerlessness. He does not care whether he leads, obeys, is independent, or is part of a group. He is not bound by laws, morals, emotions, or biological instincts.

2. The INITIAL IDENTIFICATION of the AO male CANNOT BE SELF-IDENTIFICATION. The AO male CAN ONLY BE DISCOVERED.

3. The AO male IS NOT AN ACTIVE INFLUENCER. No modern social-media-influencer can ever be an AO male. The AO male does not ever feel the need or duty to share/connect with others since the universe is the self.
Example: These so-called Alpha males or Sigma males are all mere flies buzzing under the sun. The true Alpha-Omega male has not been seen in the last century.

Example: Q: "How can I become an Alpha-Omega male?" A: "If you wish to become one, you cannot become one."
by za_antelope August 12, 2022
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"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
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