Man lesbian

A heterosexual male who is so camp, even appear gay and like a female in every way except appearance but still is attracted to females not males. This is a man lesbian.

"hey John, you gay? aren't ya?!" - Bill
"no i'm not gay, i've got a girlfriend..." - John
"Ah you're a man lesbian then..." - Bill
"Yes I love perfume and I read Vogue but I still make love to my girlfriend like there's no tomorrow!" - John

by Domraveeeee October 20, 2009

helpless lesbian

A lesbian crushing on a girl and simps for her but can’t make a move

Shannon: “this girl gabby is sooo pretty”
Meena: “ dude ask her out or something already”
Shannon: “I can’t bro idk how she might not even like girls”
Liana: “you are such a helpless lesbian”

by Marie125 August 8, 2023

amish lesbian

A gay queen putting together Ikea furniture.

Or

An elderly gay putting together Ikea furniture.

James is such an Amish Lesbian!

Or

Lets get our Amish Lesbian on, and put this bed together!

by Ibuddy66 May 15, 2016

Embryo lesbian

Someone who has a girlfriend for two years but doesn’t admit she’s a lesbian

(Before stage of baby lesbian)

She is an embryo lesbian

by Embryo lesbian October 23, 2019

lesbian burrito

when you pull open the flaps of the tortilla and eat the insides

I went down on that lesbian burrito

by vonwiggleding September 18, 2017

Lowkey Lesbian

A lowkey lesbian is a non-lesbian non-male who everyone mistakes fo be a lesbian or could be a lesbian. Typically only holding onto those few male crushes before realizing they’re also a lowkey lesbian.

“Britney seems like a lowkey lesbian!”

by Sprankls November 21, 2019

lesbian apocalypse

“lesbian apocalypse” is when every lesbian on tiktok comes together and follows eachother and has the lesbian flag in their profile picture.

“Hey have you heard of the lesbian apocalypse?”
“Yeah!! Lesbians will take over the world!!!”

by sigmafemale69 June 2, 2022