lesbian burrito

when you pull open the flaps of the tortilla and eat the insides

I went down on that lesbian burrito

by vonwiggleding September 12, 2017

Adorno

When there's only 3 sheets left on your one ply gold leaf embossed toilet paper.

I really had to take a dump. The ass shovel wasn't going to cut it so I reached for the roll of joy and there were only 3 sheets left of adorno.

by vonwiggleding September 07, 2019