pumping the watermelon

another way of saying jerking off.

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.

by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012

Plunge a watermelon

When you lose a large anal bead in somebody's butt and have to fish it out.

I was pleasuring my fuck budy with her string of anal beads when one broke off inside of her. That was the first time I had to plunge a watermelon.

by DaSaltySailinTruthSerum September 3, 2016

sausage in the watermelon

When you put that dick, in the booty.

I heard last night Jason put the sausage in the watermelon . He said it was good

by lele the boss August 18, 2016

you better count your watermelon and peaches

Jason I’m coming to get you

Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches

by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018

Honey-Soy Watermelon Tiddies

A phrase used to describe the taste of a woman's nipple as well as the size.

"You already KNOW she got them big ass honey-soy watermelon tiddies"

by dorkmclovin April 1, 2019

devil's watermelon

A watermelon given to a woman, whom is going through a divorce, by her new lover as a gift for her family.

Ex-husband: "I don't want my children eating that watermelon, it's the devil's watermelon"

by HarryPearanuts October 18, 2020

Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed

When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.

Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...

by catlo3 October 23, 2020