jack sparrow 

free,unconventional,brilliant,genius,dirty outside but good hearted,sexy black eyes,drunken speech and moving,great pirat,captain of the black pearl

the only rule that really matters is:what a man can do and what a man can't do....so can you sail under the command of a pirate?

jack sparrow by mel October 22, 2003

jack Layton

Political leader of the New Democrat Party in Canada who tries real hard to look like Vladimir Ilyich Lenin everyday.

Jack Layton tries real hard to look like Vladimir Ilyich Lenin everyday.

jack Layton by Democracy is Dead April 14, 2010

Jackstain 

A stupid person described by a spot or spots of ejaculation.

"Paulie was busted after trying to buy weed from an undercover cop...he is a real jackstain."

Jackstain by Shawna123 September 2, 2005

Jackson, California 

First brought into the public eye in the Johny Cash and June Carter song "Jackson", although that song is not about this Jackson. Located on highway 88. Used to be a gold town. Now the best thing this place has going for it is the casino. I guess people have always come here looking to get rich. Also known for the lion water spicket in the park. Has exactally 6 stop lights. A little red musem, a VERY creepy cemetary, and a random train in front of said musem. Not much goes on here other than under age drinking and making babies. Which may or may not be a direct result of each other. Oh yeah and the little shops on main street, they seems to be pretty popular.

I'm gonna hit the penny slots in Jackson, California.

Jackson, California by why you asking? February 23, 2009

Jacksonville IS Support 

The worst tech support avalible. Lazy with no knowledge. The home of zero.

Tech: Thank you for calling Jacksonville IS Support how can I help you?

Caller: Oh Shit not Jacksonville again..... CLICK!(Hangs Phone Up)

Jacksonville IS Support by Boonker May 1, 2009

Jacksborian 

A race of white trash people, usually with the last name of Smith
or the first name of Carl,
with alcoholic and domestic violence tendencies.
Located in Jacksboro, Texas... Where the towns potholes WILL eat your car or at least knock some fillings loose.

A Jacksborian(s) was screaming at her mother for being a "Dope head", down the street at 2 am.

A local Jacksborian(s) in the "higher class" adding money to their bank account, it's okay we don't need the potholes to be fixed.

Jacksborian by MadiLuxury & KaLeighLollipop July 22, 2011

jacksonville jackhammer 

Have your partner standing on her head with her legs split. Mount directly on top of her, holding her legs as if they were jackhammer handles. Proceed to drill her in an up and down motion making her bounce like a jackhammer.

Hey Tim letitia's neck is buggered after I jacksonville jackhammered the shit out of her. Literally

jacksonville jackhammer by The shitters June 9, 2014