Grass

Something a LOL player never touch.

"Tim will never touch grass because he's a vexatious little piss ant."

by Dpgames177 May 25, 2023

touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022

grass daddy

drug dealer

"I'm low on weed man I need to hit up my grass daddy!"

by 041815 February 16, 2017

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

put out the grass

Force someone to quit

My teacher was forced to put out the grass.

by Deafin January 27, 2021

go touch grass

Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)

1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass

by BunnieXD November 13, 2023

Honky grass

A residential lawn or area of extremely well maintained grass that only white people put the time and money into caring for. The effort in lawncare outweighs the effort they put into their own wife or children. Typically associated with a pair of green stained, white, New Balance shoes and a riding mower with a light beer.

Damn, Mr. B's grass be green as a motha, he got that honky grass.

by WhitePeopling November 6, 2024