Impregnate and Vacate

to engage in sexual intercourse, resulting in conception of offspring, then fleeing the scene of the crime

"Dude that's clutch. You totally left her to fend for her own and that unborn baby. Nice impregnate and vacate." *High Five*

by votsteez June 23, 2010

Impsy

World records on elastomania, for better description ask Xiphias at mopolauta

wow that time is impsy to beat

by Elastomania February 27, 2009

Imperior

When someone is a dumbass and thinks the opposite of superior is imperior

Kyle: this thing is imperior to the other thing

A normal fucking person: you mean inferior dumbass?

by Turnip God July 12, 2020

Mission Impissable

The act of knowing you are so drunk you can't make it to the toilet but trying anyway...

Pisshead #1 - "Where are you going? You can hardly walk."

Pisshead #2 - I'm goish to ze toilletsh."

Pisshead #1 - "Dude, that's Mission Impissable."

Pisshead #2 - "Ghhahrasdkjshshs."

by Halit March 6, 2009

Genshin Impact

Slang for hardcore sex. Used mostly by weebs.

Person 1: “ayo bro wanna play some Genshin Impact”
Person 2: “hell yeah daddy”

by deeznutsman November 3, 2021

impulse 101

The "Give all weapons" console code/cheat from both Half-Life and Half-Life 2, the best games in the Milky Way. Akin to idkfa from the DooM games. Only wussies use weapon cheats. Smart people such as myself use "buddha" and/or "notarget".

"Let's see here... I got every weapon... OH! I'm missing one crossbow bolt!" ::typing:: {~} {impulse 101} (At that moment Gordon Freeman barges into your room with a pack of Antlions and cracks your skull with a crowbar.

by GameBoy3008 September 27, 2005

impregnated

a marijuana cigarette that is poorly rolled, with tapered ends and a rounded enlarged middle section. usually the work of an inexperienced (or already intoxicated) joint roller.

origin is usually credited to Cypress Hill's classic song "Roll It Up, Light It Up, Smoke It Up".

by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004