Mexican first aid kit

A mexican first aid kit is composed of a 5th of tequila ,vicks vapor rub,and a virgin mary candle.

Wow a pharmacy next to a liquor store two perfect places to create the ideal Mexican first aid kit

by Willsituate42 November 6, 2017

Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.

Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.

by Unknownpapyus10 June 17, 2018

The first and last word

The first and last word is as follows.... Word.

The first and last Word of the Lord. ... Word

by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018

Fallout first

When you get screwed over by Bethesda and they just add a whole nother shitload of dick punching on top of a broken ass game

Person 1: I just paid 76 dollars for Fallout 76 and it sucks ass
Bethesda: If you want it to not suck ass pay us $100 a month with Fallout first
Person 1: It's still broken
Bethesda: fuck you

by fbfe4eukr4h3unyeinrhwuihroc October 28, 2019

Julia Forster

That one girl with the fat ass and is hot as fuck. Whoever does not want to tap her is probably gay as fuck. She's that one girl who is probably going to either be a porn star when they grow up or marry a celeb, because HOLY SHIT SHE'S HOT AS FUCK. She is the type of girl who posts a lot of ass pictures and nobody complains because she got that Mmmmmm fat one. She doesn't go to your school, but for some reason everyone knows who she is because she is hot as fuck.

Person 1: Hey guys, have you seen Julia Forster's new post?
Person 2: Yeah, I failed No nut November because of it.

Person 1: Dude Julia's got such a nice ass
Person 2: She's not that hot.
Person 1: YOU'RE FUCKING GAY. EXILED TO THE GAY CORNER

by Mmmmm Give me some of that boi November 13, 2019

sesqui-first great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

sesqui-first great-cousin-pibling

Child of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-first great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019