October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.
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Get the National dildo trick shot day mug.A dildo with such irregular proportions it may be deceived as a brick. It was once said that the relic itself possesses mystic healing proporties and can cure impotence. When struck by Gimley's axe, the brick-o-dildo will split into equal proportions, revealing a Kinder egg which the beholder may claim as a reward.
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one who is so useless that they should have their own dick cut off inorder for a women to finally find a use for them by useing their dick as a dildo in colonial times.
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Get the fungusy dildo mug.1.What you call a person that has a rectum or vagina that has been loosened by frequent dildoing or through sexual intercourse.
2. A flimsy dildo case is someone who can use there colon or vagina cavity as a dildo case.
2. A flimsy dildo case is someone who can use there colon or vagina cavity as a dildo case.
1. Hey look at that homosexual guy over there, he is a flimsy dildo case.
2. That prostitute is a flimsy dildo case.
2. That prostitute is a flimsy dildo case.
by The Dildo Case March 29, 2011
Get the Flimsy Dildo Case mug.When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.
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