Democracy

Democracy is cool and all but you know what would make it 100× better?

Hym "Democracy except the value of your vote was directly proportionate to the size of your dick! So, 5 inches you get 5 points. 8 inches? 8 points. And if you're a woman you get between -3 and -5. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'But Hym! ThAt'S nOt FaIr! WoMeN dOn'T gEt A vOtE' But you only think that because your brains are dumb. Women would have to vote by either NOT voting OR they would have to vote AGAINST the person they don't want to win. A perfectly fair system! Admit it. You didn't think of that. See? Dumb brains. Your brains are dumb. But THIS is TRUE democracy! This is my perfect system! I called it: DICKMOCRACY! 100,000× Better than democracy!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2023

Democracy

Leftist code word for Democratarchy; a 1-Party state controlled by Democrat National Committee based on the foundations of communism in which Antifa and BLM act as the militant arms while the Soros owned DA's arrest and prosecute anyone who stands in their way while letting violent criminals go free.
The chosen religion is Transgenderism and Homosexuality.

Everything is a threat to OUR democracy but just ignore everything anti-democratic we do.

by Pelosi Hammered Me April 7, 2023

Democracy

Leftist code word for Democratarchy; a 1-Party state controlled by Democrat National Committee based on the foundations of communism in which Antifa and BLM act as the militant arms while the Soros owned DA's arrest and prosecute anyone who stands in their way while letting violent criminals go free.
The chosen religion is Transgenderism and Homosexuality.

Everything is a threat to OUR democracy but just ignore everything anti-democratic we do.

by Pelosi Hammered Me April 7, 2023

democracy

Controlling everything you see, hear and read.
Selecting your electoral candidates.
Protecting the corrupt Freemason DeMoly

Democracy is demon aristocracy.
Freemasonry is a breeding program.
Q. Want the truth?
A. Take a walk through your oldest cemeteries, your hi-story is there for all who can see.

by SayNah April 8, 2023

Democomie

Democomie

A liberal politically bipolar registered voter who is flippant about the corrosive affects of government intrusion by weaponization of federal government agencies against its citizens by false investigation, intimidation surveillance, prosecution, audit, and/or tax levy to bankrupt an individual financially, socially and politically to eliminate opposition to win supermajorities in local, statewide and national elections.

A democomie would prefer to falsify evidence to frame a professional opposition in order for fellow democomie who suffered brain damage and can’t speak win an election for Mayor.

by macontherock May 16, 2023

Democracy

Democracy basically means... government... by the people, of the people, for the people. But the people... are retarded.

"I love democracy,” -Darth Osho

by Anda-Man and Pablo Nicobar June 10, 2023

Democrazy

A crazy democracy or a person crazy about democracy. Pronounced: deh-MAH-kray-zee. Can be pluralized to "democrazies".

Are you this obsessed with politics or are you a democrazy?

This democrazy is so fucked up I am so over it and am moving away.

The democrazies make this a democrazy. I miss democracy!

by LingDanc803 July 9, 2023