carl's dad

A fat flabby man

Look at how flabby he is he's a Carl's dad

by Hsdhsyusu April 13, 2017

felicia's dad

Drug dealer and user, cheater and wife abuser, Physical and Psychological

Felicia's dad: I want to use drugs, abuse my wife and cheat with other people

by cassietina April 22, 2017

down for dad

1. Ready to partake in the dad life and all that it encompasses. (d4d)

2. Sexually interested in someone of dad-like stature.

"Dude, I'm down for dad."

by D4D May 9, 2017

Fury's Dad

A person who owns his son 40k of child support

Fury's dad is a urban legend

by KKK member who shits on others October 12, 2017

Dad Guy

When the main dad of the movie is the bad guy all along.

“I was watching Home alone, and at some point you have to believe that his dad is a Dad Guy”

by SacredGhost October 22, 2017

Dad Balls

When you testicles start shrinking at the thought of having more children. Woman get "mom brain" which makes them stupid and Dad's get "Dad Balls" the older the kids get and the more kids they have.

My coworker said "I have mom brain" to which I said, "yeah, well I have Dad Balls."
-author (RBV )

by Vishnoogle May 19, 2017

Deadbeat Dad

Octavio Maldonado aka "sperm donor"

Deadbeat dads are a waste of space.

by Princesspandaxbear June 19, 2017