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Condom

What broke when u parents had u
Ur mum : oh shit

ur dad : what

ur mum : the condom broke

ur dad: well fuck me deAd wtf am i gon do now
by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 18, 2020
mugGet the Condommug.

condom holder

Condom holder is another word for male genitalia.
DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HIS CONDOM HOLDER IS?”
by penistoucher424 February 28, 2025
mugGet the condom holdermug.

condom

ur dad used a broking condom.
by foxy_vr February 18, 2022
mugGet the condommug.

condom race

a specific type of three legged race.
Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.
by nomorehome October 21, 2008
mugGet the condom racemug.

condoms

kid nappers during sex
i was using condoms in my ass
by cocksuckalot February 22, 2022
mugGet the condomsmug.

You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.
I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!
by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022
mugGet the You Do Use Condomsmug.

hobo condom

its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor
man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom
by !gibby! May 31, 2011
mugGet the hobo condommug.

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