Dan Cohen

When two males are wrestling and one pins the other with both biceps under their knees, and then proceeds to ball slap the pinned man in the face several times.

Bro 1: Yo I totally Dan Cohened Steve last night
Bro 2: nice.

by Puns on buns May 17, 2015

Meta-comedian

A person incapable of being funny but attempts comedy anyway, making that the joke. Usually a label given to the comic by the audience, not the comic itself. The comic does not know they are a meta-comedian. Example: Nicole Arbour

I cant decide if its funny or sad that this act turned out to be a meta-comedian.

by SunnyErrors July 14, 2016

purse come first

The money is 1st priority

"Bitch betta have my bread!" da purse come first!

by Sonny B. D-town classic April 25, 2017

popcorn comedian

Person who tries to be funny during a movie, but eventually just becomes annoying.

"Man, the movie was great except someone asshole was trying to be a popcorn comedian the whole time."

by PMorty February 18, 2018

Social Comedia

Witty answers given to serious subjects on social media

Any opinion given based on partial fact and confirmation bias. You must be a social comedian

by Nefarius April 16, 2019

Dan Cohen

The sexiest jew in the world who attends church 24/7 and loves licking toes and sucking dildos

Dan Cohen is so weird

by Daddeeee65 September 24, 2019

Cop come we dip

When you see a cop you dip quick way to say that there is a cop and to leave.

Cop come we dipp!! / hit the feets

by Abgkali69 January 25, 2020